Paisano's Restaurant - NJ

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Special Events



Mothers Day  Sunday May 10th, 2020. We will be open from 12-4pm for takeout and delivery. Catering trays need to be ordered by Saturday May 9th at the latest. Same day orders will be for individual dinner items from our Regular Menu. Delivery to Rutherford, East Rutherford, and Lyndhurst. You can order online and pay ahead and select time of pick up. 

FAMILY PACKAGES:Feeds 6-8 people. No Substitution

Chicken Parm Package-Includes Chicken Parm, Penne Vodka, Meatballs, Salad, homemade bread. $160

Broiled Salmon Package- Includes Broiled Salmon, Rigatoni Marinara, Roasted potatoes, Sauteed Mixed vegetables, Salad, homemade bread. $180

Chicken Francaise Package- Includes Chicken francaise, Tortellini Alfredo, Stuffed eggplant, Sauteed Asparagus, Salad, homemade bread $200








There is plenty of laughter the last thursday of every month at Paisanos in Rutherford. We offer a different experience than that of your typical comedy club, starting with the food. Every guest has the option of arriving before the show to enjoy our full menu along with our chefs daily specials. Every show has three professional comedians from the tri-state area, and the headliners have performed in front of live tv audiences across the country. Paisanos comedy night also provides private tables for all of our guests, no matter how many are in a party, so that you can share your laughter with the people you came with. All of this takes place in our beautiful NEXT DOOR dining room, making a simple night in Rutherford seem like a trip to NYC. Call up your friends, bring a bottle, and enjoy the best night out in town.

Visit our facebook page to see more pictures and videos from our previous sold out shows.